This Is Not a Drill | Punchkins Rubber Duck
- Low stock - 3 items left
📦 Only $12 flat rate otherwise
He is holding a hammer. He is declaring that this is not a drill. He is extremely pleased with himself and he is not going to stop.
The correct gift for the dad, uncle or coworker who has been telling this exact joke since roughly 1994 and shows no sign of retiring it.
All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.
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Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.
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Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.
For now, we are shipping within Canada only.