The No Button
- In stock
📦 Only $12 flat rate otherwise
Some words just need a button. "NO" is one of them. Born from the exhaustion of two very tired parents who'd heard one too many "but whyyyyy" in a single afternoon, The No Button has since escaped the house and found its calling basically everywhere else too.
Press it and get one of ten different versions of NO — from the firm "N-O" to the exasperated "No No No" to the nuclear option: "For the last time, NO!" It's cathartic in a way that's hard to explain until you've done it. Great for offices, checkout lines, family dinners, and any situation where your face is saying it but your mouth could use a little backup.
Comes in a humorous gift box. Pairs perfectly with The YES Button and The F*CK Button for a complete emotional toolkit.
All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.
Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.
Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.
Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.
Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.
Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.
For now, we are shipping within Canada only.