Stirring shit up, just like the kids.

• PERFECT GIFT: A knowing wink for any parent who runs the kitchen on caffeine and chaos. Great for housewarmings, Mother's Day, Father's Day, or the friend whose group chat is 90% venting.
• PREMIUM QUALITY: 9.25" long x 4" wide x 0.75" tall stoneware with a glossy finish. Holds metal, wood, plastic, or silicone utensils and keeps the stovetop and counters clean.
• IN-HOUSE DESIGN: A dual-coloured grey and white reactive glaze makes every piece one of a kind, with the "Stirring Shit Up Just Like My Kids" sentiment across the top centre in white and grey.
• CARE INSTRUCTIONS: Dishwasher safe, though handwashing is recommended to preserve the decals. Arrives in a die-cut box.

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.