A warm and deeply accurate assessment - of whatever's in the pot, or whoever's standing next to it. Laser-engraved on the spoon making the call.

Made from select beech hardwood and built for everyday cooking. A cheeky gift for any kitchen with a good sense of humour.

• Laser-engraved with "Salty Little Fucker Aren't Ya"
• Material: Beech Hardwood
• Measurements: 12" x 2.25" x .5"d
• Handmade in Saskatoon, Canada by Pinetree Innovations

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.