"New Parent Pen Set – Scribble with a Side of Sass!"

Step into the world of parenting with our 'New Parent Pen Set,' the perfect blend of real talk and humor for the adventure ahead. This 5-pack is a playful poke at the rollercoaster ride of raising little humans, celebrating the triumphs and chuckles of parenthood. Each pen is a witty salute to the late nights, early mornings, and unanticipated joys that come with a new addition to the family.

• YOUR KID IS GONNA BE SO COOL – For the parent crafting a legacy one diaper change at a time.
• CONGRATS ON YOUR RECENT SOBRIETY – A cheeky congratulations for swapping cocktails for baby bottles.
• I HEAR THE FIRST 18 YEARS ARE THE HARDEST – A bit of perspective for when you're deep in the trenches of teething and tantrums.
• YOU'RE GONNA BE SUCH A MILF – Because becoming a parent doesn't mean you lose your spark.
• AIN'T NO HOOD LIKE MOTHERHOOD – An ode to the most exclusive (and exhausting) club on earth.

Product Features:

• Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens, with each one offering a quip that's part comic relief, part badge of honor.
• Designed to survive the bottom of a diaper bag or the chaos of a cluttered kitchen counter.
• The ideal gift for baby showers, congratulatory baskets, or just because parenting should come with its own set of merit badges.
• A reminder that while the days are long, the years are short, and laughter really is the best medicine.

The 'New Parent Pen Set' is more than just a writing tool—it's a conversation starter, a mood lifter, and a reminder that in the world of parenting, a little humor goes a long way. Here's to enjoying every wild moment of the journey!

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

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Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.