The most honest party instruction ever committed to paper napkin. Whether everyone's genuinely having the time of their lives or just smiling through it gracefully, this one sets the tone before the first drink is poured.

Perfect for hosts who have accepted reality, office parties, or any gathering where this particular request is entirely reasonable.

• 5" x 5" (12.7cm x 12.7cm) folded
• 3-ply, 20 napkins per package
• Designed in Canada by Pinetree Innovations Ltd.

In-store in Saskatoon & ships Canada-wide.

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.