Said with complete sincerity at 11pm, quietly revised by midnight, and officially forgotten by the second round. I'm Never Drinking Again is the most optimistic statement in the English language, printed on a beverage napkin for maximum irony.

Perfect for birthdays, bachelorettes, hostess gifts, or anyone who has made this announcement and subsequently and enthusiastically reconsidered.

• 5" x 5" (12.7cm x 12.7cm) folded
• 3-ply, 20 napkins per package
• Designed in Canada by Pinetree Innovations Ltd.

In-store in Saskatoon & ships Canada-wide.

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.