It's a big commitment. It's made every single time without hesitation. This spoon says what every family cook is actually thinking when they start dinner for a crowd.

Made from select beech hardwood and built for everyday cooking. A bold, heartfelt gift for the person who feeds everyone without being asked.

• Laser-engraved with "I'll Feed All You Fuckers"
• Material: Beech Hardwood
• Measurements: 12" x 2.25" x .5"d
• Handmade in Saskatoon, Canada by Pinetree Innovations

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.