The most honest thing anyone has ever admitted while holding a wooden spoon - laser-engraved right on the handle for full transparency. At least the equipment looks confident.

Made from select beech hardwood and built for everyday cooking. A great gift for any cook where the effort is real and the results are wonderfully variable.

• Laser-engraved with "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing"
• Material: Beech Hardwood
• Measurements: 12" x 2.25" x .5"d
• Handmade in Saskatoon, Canada by Pinetree Innovations

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.