Fucking Quitter, Oops I Mean Happy Retirement | Beverage Napkins
- In stock
📦 Only $12 flat rate otherwise
The most affectionate roast in beverage napkin form. Oops - Happy Retirement. For the colleague who finally walked out the door for the last time, these napkins deliver the toast everyone in the office wanted to give but couldn't quite put on the card.
Perfect for retirement parties, farewell gatherings, or any celebration of someone who has officially and triumphantly clocked out for the last time.
In-store in Saskatoon & ships Canada-wide.
All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.
Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.
Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.
Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.
Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.
Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.
For now, we are shipping within Canada only.