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"Fucking Quitter" — the most well-earned retirement title ever printed on a pint glass, and this is the perfect vessel to celebrate it. He punched his last clock, turned in his badge, and now drinks on his own schedule for the rest of his gloriously unscheduled life. Every single person who sees it is going to want one for the retiree in their life.
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The most well-earned retirement title in the vocabulary, now permanently printed on a pint glass so every post-career cold one is properly celebrated. Fucking Quitter is not an insult - it's an achievement, and this glass is the trophy.
The perfect retirement gift for any man or woman who has finally punched their last clock, turned in their badge, and raised this glass in complete triumph.
16 oz (473ml), 3.5"d x 5.75"h
Top Rack Dishwasher Safe
UV printed — very durable
Retail boxed
Designed and Printed in Canada by Pinetree Innovations Ltd. Glass made in USA
In-store in Saskatoon & ships Canada-wide.
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All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.
Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE. Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.
Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.
Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.
Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.
Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.
