You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis | Beverage Napkins
- In stock
📦 Only $12 flat rate otherwise
Technically accurate, phonetically confirmed, and now printed on your beverage napkins for the whole table to sit with. You really cannot say it. Go ahead and try. These napkins make that observation the centrepiece of any gathering that appreciates a little linguistic revelation.
Perfect for bachelorettes, girls' nights, adult birthdays, or any gathering where this napkin earns its moment immediately.
In-store in Saskatoon & ships Canada-wide.
All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.
Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.
Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.
Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.
Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.
Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.
For now, we are shipping within Canada only.