Advice best delivered when this glass is already in hand and a generous pour is already in progress. Calm The Fuck Down is the most constructive suggestion this heavy rocks glass has ever made - and it usually works, once the glass is full.

Perfect for gag gifts, white elephant, birthdays, or anyone whose social circle includes at least one person who needs to receive this message periodically.

• 14 oz (400ml), 3.25"w x 4.25"h
• Top Rack Dishwasher Safe
• UV printed — very durable
• Retail boxed
• Designed and Printed in Canada by Pinetree Innovations Ltd. Glass made in USA

In-store in Saskatoon & ships Canada-wide.

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.