A hopeful status update. The ducks exist, they are simply nowhere near each other, and this is the sweatshirt that admits it before anybody has to ask.

For the chaotic but functional, and for anyone who has been called organised by someone who did not look closely. Printed in our Saskatoon shop on a mid-weight crewneck built to be worn constantly.

Printed Crewneck Sweatshirt Details

• Design: "Most definitely not all in a row" printed across the front
• Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece, 8.0 oz
• Construction: Air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling
• Collar, Cuffs & Waistband: 1x1 athletic rib knit with spandex for stretch and recovery
• Stitching: Double-needle stitching at waistband and cuffs
• Fit: Classic unisex fit
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
• Sizes: S / M / L / XL / 2XL
• Colours: Enough that you will not stop at one.
• Made: Printed in Saskatoon, Canada by Pinetree Innovations

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.