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Description
Some people need the sign spelled out. "Don't talk to me" reads clearly from a distance, and the part naming exactly who it is aimed at sits underneath in tonal thread.
For the one who came to the party and is now standing near the snacks. Stitched, not printed, so the joke outlives the wash.
Embroidered Crewneck Sweatshirt Details
Design: "Don't talk to me" in contrast thread, "you fucking extrovert" stitched tonal to the garment
Decoration: Embroidered, not printed - nothing to crack, peel or fade
Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece, 8.0 oz
Construction: Air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling
Collar, Cuffs & Waistband: 1x1 athletic rib knit with spandex for stretch and recovery
Stitching: Double-needle stitching at waistband and cuffs
Fit: Classic unisex fit
Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron the embroidery.
Sizes: S / M / L / XL / 2XL
Colours: Enough to own a few and call them different crewneck sweatshirts.
Made: Embroidered in Saskatoon, Canada by Pinetree Innovations
Shipping information
Shipping Policy
All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.
Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE. Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.
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Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.
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Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.