When yes is simply not emphatic enough and the situation demands the full vocabulary. Absofuckinglutely is the only word that properly covers this particular level of commitment - printed on the glass so there's no mistaking where this stands.

Perfect for gag gifts, white elephant, birthdays, or any woman whose enthusiasm regularly exceeds what regular words can reliably contain.

• 17 oz (500ml), 3.5"w x 4.5"h
• Top Rack Dishwasher Safe
• UV printed — very durable
• Retail boxed
• Designed and Printed in Canada by Pinetree Innovations Ltd.

In-store in Saskatoon & ships Canada-wide.

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.