They don't know what they're missing - and this glass is not about to explain it to them. Sober People is a philosophical observation delivered with full affection and zero judgment, from the glass that has done the research.

Perfect for gag gifts, white elephant, birthdays, or any woman who has made peace with the fact that not everyone arrives at the same conclusions.

• 17 oz (500ml), 3.5"w x 4.5"h
• Top Rack Dishwasher Safe
• UV printed — very durable
• Retail boxed
• Designed and Printed in Canada by Pinetree Innovations Ltd.

In-store in Saskatoon & ships Canada-wide.

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.