Don't Touch sits small on the chest, and the reason gets spelled out across the back for anyone who needs it. A two-part public service announcement.

For markets, auctions, and anywhere he might wander off unsupervised. Printed in our Saskatoon shop.

Printed T-Shirt Details

• Design: Don't Touch (front) / I'm Friendly, But My Wife Isn't (back)
• Print: Front and back
• Fabric: 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester, 4.6 oz
• Construction: High stitch density for a smooth, crisp print surface
• Collar: Seamed collar with taped neck and shoulders
• Stitching: Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem, quarter-turned to eliminate the centre crease
• Fit: Modern classic unisex fit
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
• Sizes: S / M / L / XL / 2XL
• Colours: Enough that you will not stop at one.
• Made: Printed in Saskatoon, Canada by Pinetree Innovations

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.