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Carded set of 7 sharpened #2 pencils in cello bag | 2.5” x 7.5"

Set includes:

Born to Rum / Call me Old Fashioned / Tequila Mockingbird / Wish you were Beer / Are you there God? It’s me Margarita. / Renewed my Gin membership / Professional Day Drinker

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For now, we are shipping within Canada only.