Not my cows. Not my drama. Not my pasture. The most peaceful, most Canadian boundary-setting statement ever made. This sign belongs in any home where this philosophy is not just a sign but a full lifestyle. Every single visitor is going to laugh and want one for their own home.

Sign Details:

• Measurements: 6.5" w x 6.5" h x 1.25" d
• Material: MDF
• Indoor use
• Can be displayed on a shelf or hung on a wall
• Handmade in Canada by Pinetree Innovations

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.