Non-negotiable. Pre-human. Absolutely required before any words are spoken or decisions are made. This sign belongs in the kitchen where it sets the only rule that matters every single morning. Every single coffee person who sees it is going to want one for their own home without hesitation.

Sign Details:

• Measurements: 6.5" w x 6.5" h x 1.25" d
• Material: MDF
• Indoor use
• Can be displayed on a shelf or hung on a wall
• Handmade in Canada by Pinetree Innovations

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.