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🚚 Free shipping on orders over $99 📦 Only $12 flat rate otherwise
Description
Grumpy Old Bastard Hoodie Because patience is overrated.
This hoodie is for the guy who’s earned the right to say what everyone else is thinking — or not say anything at all. No explanations. No apologies. Just a perfectly timed statement that does all the talking.
Comfortable, cozy, and unapologetically bold, this hoodie is a favourite for cooler days, early mornings, and anyone who prefers their humour a little dry. Whether it’s worn proudly or gifted with a smirk, it’s guaranteed to get laughs (and knowing nods).
Classic comfort with serious attitude.
• 13.5 oz cotton/polyester blend • Unisex fit • Soft, warm, and built for everyday wear
Warning: may increase eye-rolling and unsolicited chuckles.
Shipping information
All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Orders usually leave our shop within 1–2 business days.
Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE. Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.
Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.
Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post, depending on the best option for your location. PO Box addresses are welcome.
Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–10 business days, depending on where you live.
