The self-enforcing beverage napkin. Use a Fucking Napkin is both the instruction and the tool - printed on the very object doing the work, for maximum clarity and minimal ambiguity about what is expected of every single guest at this gathering.

Perfect for hostess gifts, housewarming parties, or any host who has had this thought more than once per evening and is done being subtle about it.

• 5" x 5" (12.7cm x 12.7cm) folded
• 3-ply, 20 napkins per package
• Designed in Canada by Pinetree Innovations Ltd.

In-store in Saskatoon & ships Canada-wide.

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.