When your last nerve has officially left the building, it's time to call in the Sweary Fairy. This foul-mouthed little fairy is here to banish your bad moods one hilarious swear word at a time — just give her a squeeze and let her do the talking. Five explicit phrases, zero filter, and absolutely guaranteed to make you laugh when you need it most. Small enough for your desk, bag, or bedside table — and honestly more effective than deep breathing. Strictly for adults. Absolutely perfect as a gag gift. Batteries included.
All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.
Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.
Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.
Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.
Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.
Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.
For now, we are shipping within Canada only.
