A complete response, embroidered across the front panel so it does not have to be said. Reads clearly from across the room, which is rather the point.

For meetings, group chats, and anyone explaining crypto to you. Stitched, not printed, so it holds up to being worn constantly.

Embroidered Snapback Hat Details

• Design: "Sounds Like Bullshit" embroidered across the front panel
• Decoration: Embroidered, not printed - nothing to crack, peel or fade
• Style: Pro-Five deluxe chino twill, 5-panel constructed crown
• Closure: Adjustable snapback
• Fit: One size fits most
• Care: Spot clean and air dry. Do not machine wash or tumble dry - it will lose its shape.
• Colours: Enough that you will not stop at one.
• Made: Embroidered in Saskatoon, Canada by Pinetree Innovations

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.