Mediocre Farm Wife | Hoodie
- In stock
📦 Only $12 flat rate otherwise
Meals get made, gates get shut, nobody is winning any awards. Printed across the front for the woman who stopped pretending otherwise.
For seeding, harvest, and the long stretch in between where nothing goes to plan. Printed in our Saskatoon shop.
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, not body measurements. The easiest way to size: measure a hoodie you already own and compare.
Small — Chest 20" / 50.8 cm · Length 27" / 68.6 cm · Sleeve 33½" / 85.1 cm
Medium — Chest 22" / 55.9 cm · Length 28" / 71.1 cm · Sleeve 34½" / 87.6 cm
Large — Chest 24" / 61.0 cm · Length 29" / 73.7 cm · Sleeve 35½" / 90.2 cm
X-Large — Chest 26" / 66.0 cm · Length 30" / 76.2 cm · Sleeve 36½" / 92.7 cm
2XL — Chest 28" / 71.1 cm · Length 31" / 78.7 cm · Sleeve 37½" / 95.3 cm
How to measure: Chest width is armpit to armpit across the front. Body length is from the highest point of the shoulder straight down. Sleeve is measured from the centre back of the collar, across the shoulder, to the cuff — not from the armpit.
Fit: Unisex sizing with a relaxed cut — these run generous. If you want a closer fit, size down. Allow ±1" on body and chest, ±¾" on sleeve.
All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.
Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.
Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.
Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.
Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.
Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.
For now, we are shipping within Canada only.
So comfy!!!
Comfy is the most important quality in a hoodie, and we're happy this one delivers! Thanks for the review, and here's to being a perfectly mediocre farm wife in total comfort.