You know it when you see it. "Dumbfuckery" is the one word that perfectly covers all the nonsense, bad decisions, and general chaos that life occasionally delivers. Wear it as a warning, a commentary, or just because it makes you laugh every time. A hoodie that says exactly what everyone is already thinking. Heavyweight 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece, printed in Canada.

Hoodie Details

• Fabric: 50% preshrunk cotton / 50% polyester — 8.0 oz/yd² (13.5 oz/L yd CA)
• Construction: Air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling
• Hood: Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord
• Cuffs & Waistband: 1x1 athletic rib knit with spandex for stretch and recovery
• Stitching: Double-needle stitching at collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Pocket: Front kangaroo pouch pocket
• Fit: Classic unisex fit, quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease
• Care: Machine wash warm, tumble dry medium
• Sizes: S / M / L / XL / 2XL
• Colours: Enough that you will not stop at one.

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.