I Drink Wine Fucking Obviously Hoodie
I Drink Wine Fucking Obviously Hoodie
Black hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
White hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in black thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Ash hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in black thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Light Pink hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Military Green hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Forest Green hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Garnet hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Sapphire hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Indigo Blue hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Navy hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Dark Chocolate hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
I Drink Wine Fucking Obviously Hoodie
I Drink Wine Fucking Obviously Hoodie
Black hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
White hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in black thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Ash hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in black thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Light Pink hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Military Green hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Forest Green hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Garnet hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Sapphire hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Indigo Blue hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Navy hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below
Dark Chocolate hoodie embroidered with I drink wine in white thread and fucking obviously in tonal thread below

I Drink Wine Fucking Obviously Hoodie

Pinetree Innovations SKU: 220-105-WH-S
Price
Regular price $69.99
Regular price Sale price $69.99
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Stating the obvious. Twice. In thread.
Color — White
Size
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🚚 Free shipping on orders over $99
📦 Only $12 flat rate otherwise
Description

Not a confession, just a fact on record. "I drink wine" carries the bold thread, and the redundant confirmation sits underneath in tonal stitching for anyone who somehow needed it.

For book club, patio season, and Tuesday. Stitched, not printed, so the joke outlives the wash.

Embroidered Hoodie Details

  • Design: "I drink wine" in contrast thread, "fucking obviously" stitched tonal to the garment
  • Decoration: Embroidered, not printed - nothing to crack, peel or fade
  • Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece, 8.0 oz
  • Construction: Air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling
  • Hood: Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord
  • Pocket: Front kangaroo pouch pocket
  • Cuffs & Waistband: 1x1 athletic rib knit with spandex for stretch and recovery
  • Stitching: Double-needle stitching at waistband and cuffs
  • Fit: Classic unisex fit
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron the embroidery.
  • Sizes: S / M / L / XL / 2XL
  • Colours: Enough to own a few and call them different hoodies.
  • Made: Embroidered in Saskatoon, Canada by Pinetree Innovations
Size Chart

Measurements are of the garment laid flat, not body measurements. The easiest way to size: measure a hoodie you already own and compare.

Small — Chest 20" / 50.8 cm · Length 27" / 68.6 cm · Sleeve 33½" / 85.1 cm

Medium — Chest 22" / 55.9 cm · Length 28" / 71.1 cm · Sleeve 34½" / 87.6 cm

Large — Chest 24" / 61.0 cm · Length 29" / 73.7 cm · Sleeve 35½" / 90.2 cm

X-Large — Chest 26" / 66.0 cm · Length 30" / 76.2 cm · Sleeve 36½" / 92.7 cm

2XL — Chest 28" / 71.1 cm · Length 31" / 78.7 cm · Sleeve 37½" / 95.3 cm

How to measure: Chest width is armpit to armpit across the front. Body length is from the highest point of the shoulder straight down. Sleeve is measured from the centre back of the collar, across the shoulder, to the cuff — not from the armpit.

Fit: Unisex sizing with a relaxed cut — these run generous. If you want a closer fit, size down. Allow ±1" on body and chest, ±¾" on sleeve.
Shipping information

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.
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