No explanations. No apologies. Just a perfectly timed statement that does all the talking. The Grumpy Old Bastard hoodie is comfortable, cozy, and unapologetically bold — a favourite for cooler days, early mornings, and anyone who prefers their humour dry and their coffee strong. Whether worn proudly or gifted with a smirk, it's guaranteed to earn laughs and knowing nods. Heavyweight 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece, printed in Canada.

Hoodie Details

• Fabric: 50% preshrunk cotton / 50% polyester — 8.0 oz/yd² (13.5 oz/L yd CA)
• Construction: Air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling
• Hood: Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord
• Cuffs & Waistband: 1x1 athletic rib knit with spandex for stretch and recovery
• Stitching: Double-needle stitching at collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Pocket: Front kangaroo pouch pocket
• Fit: Classic unisex fit, quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease
• Care: Machine wash warm, tumble dry medium
• Sizes: S / M / L / XL / 2XL
• Colours: Enough that you will not stop at one.

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.