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"Absofuckinglutely" — when yes is simply not emphatic enough and only one word can capture the full extent of the enthusiasm. This glass belongs in the hands of the woman who operates at this frequency and needs her stemware to reflect it. Every single person who sees it is going to want one and know exactly who else in their life needs it immediately.
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When yes is simply not emphatic enough and the situation demands the full vocabulary. Absofuckinglutely is the only word that properly covers this particular level of commitment - printed on the glass so there's no mistaking where this stands.
Perfect for gag gifts, white elephant, birthdays, or any woman whose enthusiasm regularly exceeds what regular words can reliably contain.
17 oz (500ml), 3.5"w x 4.5"h
Top Rack Dishwasher Safe
UV printed — very durable
Retail boxed
Designed and Printed in Canada by Pinetree Innovations Ltd.
In-store in Saskatoon & ships Canada-wide.
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Shipping Policy
All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.
Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE. Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.
Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.
Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.
Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.
Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.
