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"Calm The Fuck Down" advice best delivered with this glass in hand and a generous pour already in progress. It belongs at the bar of anyone who has needed to issue this instruction before and would like it displayed permanently for future reference. Heavy, clean, and completely reasonable. Every single person who sees it is going to want one.
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Description
Advice best delivered when this glass is already in hand and a generous pour is already in progress. Calm The Fuck Down is the most constructive suggestion this heavy rocks glass has ever made - and it usually works, once the glass is full.
Perfect for gag gifts, white elephant, birthdays, or anyone whose social circle includes at least one person who needs to receive this message periodically.
14 oz (400ml), 3.25"w x 4.25"h
Top Rack Dishwasher Safe
UV printed — very durable
Retail boxed
Designed and Printed in Canada by Pinetree Innovations Ltd. Glass made in USA
In-store in Saskatoon & ships Canada-wide.
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Shipping Policy
All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.
Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE. Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.
Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.
Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.
Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.
Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.
