The expectations have been set before the first drink is poured. Welcome to the Shit Show is the most honest welcome a guest can receive - printed right on the napkin so there are no surprises about what kind of evening is about to unfold.

Perfect for housewarmings, hostess gifts, family gatherings, or any host who leads with radical honesty and a well-stocked bar.

• 5" x 5" (12.7cm x 12.7cm) folded
• 3-ply, 20 napkins per package
• Designed in Canada by Pinetree Innovations Ltd.

In-store in Saskatoon & ships Canada-wide.

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.