There's a time every evening when the decision becomes obvious - and that's Fuck This Shit O'Clock. These napkins arrive at that precise moment in the gathering, confirm that the hour has struck, and everyone immediately knows what to do next.

Perfect for parties, hostess gifts, birthdays, or any gathering that officially got started at this very specific and well-established time of day.

• 5" x 5" (12.7cm x 12.7cm) folded
• 3-ply, 20 napkins per package
• Designed in Canada by Pinetree Innovations Ltd.

In-store in Saskatoon & ships Canada-wide.

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–7 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.