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Description
Sometimes I wet my plants.
Materials & Attributes 70% Combed Cotton, 28% Nylon and 2% Spandex. Reinforced stitching on toe to protect from wear. Print on Socks: "Don't be a prick" ──────────────── Care Machine wash and hang to dry. Do not iron or bleach.
Shipping information
All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Orders usually leave our shop within 1–2 business days.
Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE. Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.
Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.
Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post, depending on the best option for your location. PO Box addresses are welcome.
Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–10 business days, depending on where you live.