Dumbfuckery | Leather Patch Hat

Pinetree Innovations SKU: 203-010-CHCH
Price
Regular price $39.99
Regular price Sale price $39.99
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Minimal dumbfuckery — a personal standard, a daily goal, and now a hat. Retro-styled snapback with a bold leather patch — structured fit, adjustable snap closure, and made to be worn every single day. A fun and honest gift for anyone who has zero tolerance for nonsense and would like that communicated clearly from the brim.
Color Charcoal / Charcoal
  • In stock
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🚚 Free shipping on orders over $99
📦 Only $12 flat rate otherwise
Description

Minimal Dumfuckery Retro Snapback Hat

Step into a world where less is definitely more with our Minimal Dumfuckery Retro Snapback Hat. Tailored for those who have zero tolerance for nonsense, this hat is more than just a statement—it's a lifestyle. The bold leather patch prominently states, "Let's keep the Dumfuckery to a minimum today", setting the tone for a day where you mean business, served with a side of sardonic wit.

Product Features:

  • Bold Statement Leather Patch: Not for the faint of heart, this patch is a conversation starter that makes your stance clear—less dumfuckery, more getting things done.
  • Vintage Style: The retro snapback design pays homage to classic cap styles, bringing together old-school vibes with modern attitudes.
  • Color for Every Character: Whether you're into subdued earth tones or vibrant hues, there's a color option to match your personal taste.
  • Adjustable Fit for Everyday Wear: The snapback design means one size fits most, ensuring you can comfortably tackle your day without unwanted cap-induced distractions.
  • Perfect for the Straight Shooter: Ideal for a gift, or to express your own no-nonsense approach to life’s daily absurdities.

With our Minimal Dumfuckery Retro Snapback Hat, you can bring a touch of humor to the daily grind and remind those around you that today, efficiency is king, and silliness can take a back seat.

Shop the Look: Select your preferred shade from our color spectrum and join the ranks of those who navigate their day with a sharp edge and sharper style.

Shipping information

Shipping Policy

All orders ship from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Orders typically leave our shop within 1–2 business days.

Spend $99 or more and shipping is FREE.
Orders under $99 ship for a flat rate of $12.

Please note: Orders shipping to Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon are calculated at checkout based on Canada Post rates. Free shipping and flat rate shipping do not apply to these locations.

Items marked Oversize include an additional $20 shipping charge.

Your order will ship with UPS, FedEx, Purolator, or Canada Post—whichever gets it to you best. PO Box addresses are always welcome.

Most Canadian orders arrive within 1–10 business days, depending on your location.

For now, we are shipping within Canada only.

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