{"product_id":"keep-the-earth-clean-its-not-uranus-punchkins-rubber-duck","title":"Keep the Earth Clean, It's Not Uranus | Punchkins Rubber Duck","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe is holding the Earth. She has an environmental message. The environmental message is a joke your uncle has been making for thirty years and she is delivering it with total sincerity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall enough for a desk, loud enough to get a reaction from everyone who walks past it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-product_dimensions tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003eDimensions:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e3.75 x 4 x 4.25 in\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-product_dimensions tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003eMaterial: Sturdy soft plastic\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-product_dimensions tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003eType: Novelty collectible duck — desk, shelf or dashboard\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"pointer selected f-16 f-upper\"\u003eSAFETY \u0026amp; CARE\u003ci class=\"fa-solid fa-chevron-down f-13 float-right\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"visible f-xspace\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ptb0-5 f-xspace productbody\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNovelty collectible for display — not intended as an infant bath toy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWipe clean with a damp cloth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep away from heat and direct sunlight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"last\"\u003eCheck all labels upon arrival of purchase.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Punchkins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49246666326271,"sku":"4938-RD4-014","price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0363\/3587\/8284\/files\/RD4-014-1.jpg?v=1789767683","url":"https:\/\/shoppinetree.com\/products\/keep-the-earth-clean-its-not-uranus-punchkins-rubber-duck","provider":"Pinetree Innovations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}