{"product_id":"get-the-fuck-out-of-my-kitchen-spoon-rest","title":"Get The F**k Out Of My Kitchen | Spoon Rest","description":"\u003cp\u003eBoundaries. But make them stoneware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePERFECT GIFT: For the cook who does not want help, does not want commentary, and definitely does not want anyone opening the oven. A blunt little housewarming gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePREMIUM QUALITY: 9.25\" long x 4\" wide x 0.75\" tall stoneware with a glossy finish. Holds metal, wood, plastic, or silicone utensils and keeps the stovetop and counters clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIN-HOUSE DESIGN: A dual-coloured grey and white reactive glaze makes every piece one of a kind, with the \"Get The Fuck Out Of My Kitchen\" sentiment across the top centre in white and grey.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS: Dishwasher safe, though handwashing is recommended to preserve the decals. Arrives in a die-cut box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pavilion","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49088520749311,"sku":"53230","price":18.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0363\/3587\/8284\/files\/53230-2000x2000-square.jpg?v=1787670789","url":"https:\/\/shoppinetree.com\/products\/get-the-fuck-out-of-my-kitchen-spoon-rest","provider":"Pinetree Innovations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}