{"title":"Properly Improper Apparel","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eTwo lines of embroidery. You'll only read one of them from across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEvery Properly Improper design opens with a line that behaves itself — stitched in high contrast, perfectly respectable, safe for the school pickup line. Sitting underneath it is the part that doesn't behave. That one's stitched tonal, thread matched to the garment, so it stays quiet until someone's close enough to read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThen they read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's embroidery, not print — no cracking, no peeling, no fading in the wash. Twelve designs, each available as a crewneck sweatshirt or a pullover hoodie, in a full run of colours and sizes from Small through 2-XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSome of these are fine for the office. Some of them really aren't. You'll know which is which.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0363\/3587\/8284\/collections\/ProperlyImproperCollection.jpg?v=1785110653","url":"https:\/\/shoppinetree.com\/collections\/properly-improper-apparel.oembed","provider":"Pinetree Innovations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}